WHY DO I HAVE TWO HUNDRED AND SIXTY MESSAGES

I'VE BEEN GONE LIKE A DAY

WHERE HAS ALL THIS COME FROM D:

ALSO IN OTHER NEWS I AM ILL WITH FLU. WHILE THIS MEANS I'M OFF WORK, IT ALSO MEANS I CAN'T GO OUT FOR MY BIRTHDAY ON SATURDAY

BUMMER

It is nine am, saturday morning.

I woke up yesterday at, oh, about 6.30, 7:00. That's pm, by the way. Even though I set my alarm, which plays the radio for an HOUR, so I should definitely have woken up. But no. No, I slept. Right. Through.

( In which I rant disjointedly about my sleeping patterns and then ask for help in writing a script. )